Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You're a waste of cheezeits
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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