Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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