just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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