Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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