I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It was like getting head from an anaconda
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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