So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We talked him into tasing himself.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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