i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Is this like a preordered booty call?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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