My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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