Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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