I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl