i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
When are your genitals available?