do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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