What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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