we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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