I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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