I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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