No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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