I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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