His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What should our trivia night team be named?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...