Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck