Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores