We're facebook friends in real life
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
we're so committed to being not committed