Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
