Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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