Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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