I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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