Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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