do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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