If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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