McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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