I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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