Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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