Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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