I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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