I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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