So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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