ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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