For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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