i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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