I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You're a waste of cheezeits
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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