Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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