well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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