i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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