You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't deserve a penis
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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