i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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