Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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