I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My breasts were aching with rage.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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