oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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