the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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