Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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