my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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