i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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