plz talk dirty to me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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