everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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