Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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