but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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