How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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