is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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