is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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