Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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