The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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