Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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