in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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